Archive for June, 2007

Phone Sex Roleplay Fantasies

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

A classic roleplay phone sex call is when the guys calls up and instantly knows what he wants. He isn’t gay. He doesn’t want a girl to talk to him about eating pussy. He does NOT want to fuck his mother or daughter… he wants to roleplay a specific situation.

Sometimes, its a nurse and patient. The guy can roleplay as the patient, lying still on a bed while the dominating nurse takes advantage of him, or alleviates him of his suffering, in more ways than one. Other times, the guy might want to roleplay as a doctor, bending his little nurse over a bed and giving her an exam she will never forget.

There are other times when the roleplay fantasy is a little more extreme. We call these calls “taboo”. A guy might want one of my girls to pretend as though she doesn’t want to have sex with him while he fucks her over the phone. He might be interested in hearing her moan in agony as his big dick hurts her little pussy.

What about the classic teacher/student roleplay? This one is very popular as well. It consists of either the guy or one of my girls pretending to be the teacher, while the other person is a little boy or girl in the class. As the saying goes, teacher always knows best, and this fantasy usually leads into some incredible mind warping experiences. Who didn’t want to fuck one of their teachers at least ONCE in their life?

Roleplaying is all about being someone else and acting out a fantasy that has stuck in your mind. It is a great feeling to share your fantasy with a beautiful, open minded girl over the phone and really have her indulge you and please you in any way that she can. Roleplaying is fun.

Avoid getting ripped off by overseas phone sex lines

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

The first time I was surfing around and saw an advertisement for a 011, or 012 number, I thought the author of the website had made a mistake. Seriously, I had no fucking clue what the guy was talking about. Do you guys even know how to god damn dial a 011 number? I’m lucky I can call my mother across the country, let alone some phone sex call center in the god damn middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Sorry if I sound bitter, but everyone must realize that if you call an overseas number (prefix of 011, 000, 010, or any other weird looking shit that isn’t a 800 number) then you are asking for trouble. Now before I get the deluge of emails telling me that I’m a lying bastard because alot of phone sex girls from the UK run lines that look like that - I’ll get into it.

Here’s a simple rule that will keep you from getting ripped off by overseas phone sex companies. If you live in America, call a 800, 888, or 900 number. Preferably the 800 number that will connect you with a live operator. These are the safest and oldest companies.

If you absolutely crave a girl with a British accent, and the chick on the line isn’t really doing it for you, then go find a quality UK phone sex website that advertises its line as UNITED KINGDOM. Otherwise, avoid any strange looking lines like the plague. You just might save yourself a serious phone sex headache.

Best times to call phone sex lines and why

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Alot of guys don’t realize that there are times when calling a phone sex number will result in the largest selection of girls and fantasies. This is especially important for those guys that are looking for the very taboo or extreme type calls that only a select few phone sex operators are able to truly satisfy. They call at eight in the morning on Tuesday and wonder why the operator is telling them that “Mistress Extreme” is not working right now.

Whether a girl has a private phone sex number or works through a phone sex dispatch company, she most likely has a day job as well. What does this mean? Come on guys, common sense. If you are interested in exploring a fantasy about fucking monkeys while a girl smears peanut butter on your nuts, you should probably wait till Friday or Saturday evening to place that one. This will give you the best chance at landing a girl that will be able to truly fulfill you desires.

On the other hand, if you are the type of guy who just wants to chat, or is interested in the traditional phone fuck, then by all means, daytime and weekday calls are fine. Another trick is to ask the phone sex operator when she is available, or if she has any friends that work during the day (or whatever time you like to make your calls). You’ll be better prepared for the next call and less dissapointment means better phone sex.

Mike gets hooked on teen phone sex

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

The other night I was home all alone. Nothing to do. Bored out of my fucking mind. When I’m bored I get horny, what do you expect? My computer was busted up so I couldn’t go online and jack off. My boys were all out having sex with their girlfriends.

I thought about it for a second and dialed this new phone sex number I found on teenphonesex.com. Reason I picked this one in particular is because I figured that I wanted to start out with someone innocent. Someone that wouldn’t do some crazy shit over the phone. I wanted a younger phone sex operator that would ease me into things… boy did I have something else coming to me.

I thought it would be funny if I can call, talk to some hot teen for a few minutes and get hard. I called it up and the operator put me through to this girl named Veronica. All I heard was this hot voice asking me for my name. Oh well, fuck it. I gave her my name and she started chatting and making me comfortable. Guys, she sounded like a high school girl calling her mom cause she forgot her lunch money at home.

It was absolutely incredible how this girl sounded on the phone. She sounded like a chick that has toyed with men her entire life. She knew her voice was driving me fucking nuts and she loved every second of it. She teased me about the boys at her school and what they do to her. She told me what she daydreamed about, and how she liked to get “played with.” This girl was making me squirm like no other.

I became addicted. It was exactly what I wanted. A teen girl who I let me control her. Anything I asked, she answered. I asked her some of the filthiest questions I could think of, and she would answer with an even filthier answer.

This was a girl I could tell to do things and she’d do them, no questions asked. After about 5 minutes of chit chat, she starts to get really filthy and is telling me how she’s getting herself off. 10 minutes later I blew a load all over my fucking pants. Much better than being bored. Right before she hung up she told me if I called back she’d explain this story that sounded so god damn hot I don’t want to share it with anyone else. (Hell, I paid good money for it.)

Needless to say I called her back.. again and again. A few months later I heard she left the company. Probably because she was rich enough to buy a small country. It was one of the most amazing phone sex exieriences of my life. Insane while it lasted. God I love phone sex with teens.

Teen Phone Sex - a classic

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Maybe it’s their ability to throw their cares to the winds or their natural childlike wonder that keeps teen girls attractive and appealing to all men. During teen phone sex, you’ll hear nothing but unrestrained teen whores discussing some of the most sexually charged acts known to man - as seen through young, unsullied eyes. You also get a nice dose of high pitched giggling and laughing during teen phone sex calls. Our Filthy teen phone sex operators know that they drive men wild - and they love every minute of it.

Some of our teen phone sex operators are totally curious and relatively inexperienced. That’s why you’ll have the time of your life having unique encounters every time because these girls aren’t smart enough to take no for an answer. It’s always a new adventure for them. It’s also often about money, and if you hold the plastic, they’ll serve you like whore slaves.

Immerse yourself in a world where you reign supreme and teens obey your every command. During teen phone sex, imagine those young pretty things with their soft cheeks, white teeth, long eyelashes and hungry mouths. Their little hips and waists, soft undeveloped breasts, and sweet juicy cherries. How you’d like to taste every inch of her sweet skin!

Tell our teen phone sex operator to spread her legs, and she’ll open up to you without a moment’s indecision. Ask her to touch herself, and she’ll cum on your command. Plunge inside her tight holes, and she’ll whimper in delight.

Your wish is her command during teen phone sex. She wants nothing in the world than to please and ease your earthly longings to rest. When you’re tired, you can give her the whip and it’s her turn to humiliate you.

She will want you to eat her still dripping pussy and to claim her like the hard man that you are! “Fuck me, you piece of shit. Fuck me harder!” Our teen operators will slap you, abuse you, spank you, beat you, and touch you where it hurts the most during intense teen phone sex conversations. They will sit on your face and make you do things you only heard about on the internet.

Great conversation starters for nervous callers

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Even the king has to admit that when I first started calling phone sex lines in my massive attempt at understanding the industry, I would often sit there on the phone like a dead rabbit. I’d run out of things to say! You think its hard talking to your aunt Edna about grades and what job interview you been on last week? Try calling up fifty girls a day, girls you have never met, and instantly striking up conversation about fucking, licking, sucking and getting off. Life is tough.

My grueling experiment will be your treasure trove. Ok, when the girl picks up the line, ask her for her name. Tell her your name. Talk nicely to her. Even if you have a fetish where you want her to talk about kicking you in the nuts, pissing on your face, or what not, START the conversation gently.

Tell her that she sounds so pretty. Tell her she is sexy. Right off the bat. “Wow, you sound beautiful.” She’ll reply with something like “Thank you” and you hit her with “You sound so sexy, its incredible.” This will get your foot in the door and get the ball rolling. Slip in the fact that you are new and then bring up the type of experience you are looking for.

Easing into conversations by letting the girl know you respect her is key. Sincere, sweet, compliments work wonders. It is those crucial first few minutes when the girl is going to say to herself, “This guy is a fucking jerk, let me watch TV while he moans” or “Wow, this guy is cool. I’ll try my best to really blow his mind.”

Trust me boys, you want choice number 2.