So you like to play with toys? I’ve found some crazy stuff on the internet and through some of my phone sex expert friends. Here’s a little snapshot of how technology has come pretty far over the past few years. The following is my personal opinions on the top three most e-mailed ideas.

First, I found this toy that looks like a miniature pussy. Some lunatic from out West made it and was selling it at private parties. You hook this bad boy up to your dick and make the call. You might not believe this, but the telephone cord connects to the device (as an intermediary) and then to the handset. As the girl whispers, it vibrates on your cock slowly… but as she starts moaning and getting louder, the thing gets stronger and stronger. My honest opinion? I felt like I got my dick caught in a massager. Weird at best.

They also sell this weird thing that hooks up to your cell phone. It’s for girls and they put the fake cock inside their pussies. Then when you call their cell phone, depending on what extension you type in, it vibrates at different speeds. This sounds cool but would probably get boring real quick and make me want to reach through the phone and just fuck.

Check this homespun idea out, again from some cool boys out West. These guys take cotton wash cloths and get a bucket of soapy warm water nearby. As they talk to the girl on the phone, they drench the washcloths and wrap it around their cocks. With ALOT of imagination and a really good phone sex operator they claim its exactly like sex.

What ever happened to the good old hand?

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